Embrace the absurdity of life in these irreverent, USA-made stockings.
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Sometimes products have clever or obtuse names. These are not one of them. Made in Fort Payne, Alabama, in collaboration with second-generation sock makers at Little River Sock Mill, they're made from a blend of Texas-grown certified organic cotton, nylon, and elastic, for just the right amount of stretch without falling down. As suggested by the name, they also carry a humorously profane message, capped off with a banana graphic.